What’s the ballsiest thing you’ve done?

Cut in line? Shop lifted when drunk? Told your boss off at the X-mas party?

(If you see a red dot, it isn’t a laser pointer)

Well try this one on for size. Merrill Lynch & Co Chief Executive John Thain suggested to directors that he get a 2008 bonus of as much as $10 million. WTF? It’s like a drug dealer losing all his drugs, then trying to sell bags of air. My foot would be so far up his ass you’d get kicked in the face with it when he talks to you…

In Chicago, his headstone would be blank…if he had one at all…

Obama Smokes Crack!

Clearly we all know it’s true. He’s a crack smoking socialist, commie, rapist, black panther, bad father, who feasts on the souls of little white children…

Why do people care if Obama smokes? I thought about this for a while as I tossed off to 80’s music. I think I understand. There might be a number of reasons people care if the president smokes…

(One mouth, yet so little time)

One, if he does and dies from cancer, that’s something I’d like to know before voting for him. Two, everyone near him now has the “smoke funk” that friends of smokers get in their clothes. Three, he’ll be impossible to resist in that 007 way, even offering cool tag lines like “He got the point” when talking about a henchman who was recently stabbed in a stairwell, or become a kick ass sexy Marlboro cowboy…

(Git along lil’ hypoallergenic doggies)

I don’t care what you put in your mouth, so long as it’s not some 10 year-old boys cock. Between Catholic priests, Kevin Bacon in The Woodsman, & Michael Jackson, we already have too many pedofile’s…

Fix our economy, deal with war in two theaters, and our health-care. Then we cool!

Christmas Tree Car Crash…

Waiting to happen…

(Horn-a-ments)

Some tard jack’ll say, “Well it was green on my side, so I had the right away”

Have a Monday suckas!