The Package Shark Pro. It’s for opening those hard clear plastic packages.

Only problem is…

(Package Shark even sounds funny)

I need a Package Shark, in order to open my freaking Package Shark…

Dammit, foiled again!

I Fibbed. I Also Got…

The John Candyland board game…

(Armpit Falls was not pretty)

A Shia Pet…

(It’s Moqtada Al Sadr green)

And Lawn Dart Tag…

(Extra points if you aim for the heart)

Big thanks to Flickrs yourshorter for the shots. Have a day!