In this corner we have the irreverent reverend, the mouth that must shout, the bombastic bitter sound bite…

(“I’m just sayin’ it’s this big baby”)

Reverend Jermiah “I’m Never” Wright

And in this corner we have the princess of pomposity, the blizzard of baseless attacks, the the fact-less wonder…

(Me talk pretty smartly)

Elisabeth “I’m a” Hassel “send me” beck

They’ve been going back and forth at each other using their own forums. Wright, his pulpit, and Elisabeth a show watched by depressed shut-in housewives and the unemployed…

Wright referred to her as “That dumb broad on the View”, and “A dizzy blond”. Hasselbeck called him a “hate monger” who “hates America”. If you’re a man of god, treat others as you’d like to be treated, don’t use your pulpit to bully bash. It goes against the message. Oh, and Elisabeth, when you insult others, be prepared for a response. I’d like to place both of them in a toilet, and flush…

In Rod We Bust

Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich has been arrested in Chicago on corruption charges. He was charged with conspiring to get financial benefits through his authority to appoint a U.S. senator to fill the vacancy left by Barrack Obama…

(Yes, you in the back with the gun & handcuffs)

His name is Rod. Rod is a stick, a dick, a wand, junk. His name is basically Penis Blagojevich, and the people of Illinois are surprised we got screwed?

That’s what dicks do. They screw people…

New Bailout Plan

The zero dollar bill…

(Could have been Dan Quayle or Al Gore)

Go have a day!