(Sleep it off kid)

My new thing aside from selling them on E-Bay, is “baby drinking parties”…

It’s like regular parties…

Loud, you can’t understand a word people are saying, and some one pukes…

Dancing Without The Stars

My mom loves DWTS! I keep saying it’s like a horrible cross between Hollywood Squares, Solid Gold, and The Love Boat. Stupid guest stars, crappy dancing, and odd couples…

(Definitely a woman)

I think they should add a degree of difficulty to it. You should have go to a small remote Island and dance on a tiny plank…

Over a pit of starved alligators on one side, and molten lava on the other…

As they slowly pull in the plank. Now that I’d watch…

I bet Marie Osmond tastes like chicken…

Now, I give you a new segment I call…

Young Sarah Palin

(You betcha!)

Go have a day!