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(Ba da da dat daaa, I’m loving it!)

We have a collapsing economy. We’re at war in Afghanistan, and Iraq. Our constitution has been used as toilet paper. The executive branch has unlimited power to say “shove it” to anyone questioning their actions, policy, or reality; making checks and balances obsolete. We’re not safer, happier, or more prosperous today. We’re in total chaos, yet somehow, John McCain is close in the polls. How is that possible? Then I realized…some people in America are FUCKING STUPID!

(#1 movie in todays America is Ass)

We all know who these people are. They’re people who watch “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader“, think it’s REAL(instead of kid actors which they are), and fucking aren’t! They’re what I like to call Sarah Palin’s base…

Sarah Palin will meet SEVEN foreign heads of state soon!

Nifty! In her never ending effort to “cram” for a foreign policy test she can’t possibly pass, the McCain campaign has decided to go for bullshit resume padding “quantity” over actual experience of “quality” by ramming as many issues and names of our foreign policy into our little moose stew chomping beauty queens head. Have you ever seen a robot overloaded with info about to explode? She’s a comedy piñata, jokes just keep falling out of her…

Besides, we already saw this happen…

(Miss Carolina’s “The Iraqs and such”!)