Won an emmy for a performance on his HBO special…

(Shove this up your ass!)

He quipped, “Great, I finally have something to prop my door open”. Then he shat himself, and blamed it on a black lady sitting in the front row…

McCain backs bailouts, but also defends bank deregulation

Let that sink in for a moment. McCain is for the banking market/stock market bail out largely due to the actions of his economic adviser Phil Gramm, but against having serious regulation rules in place for this to never happen again. That’s like saying, “I’m against alcohol” right before pulling a 12ft beer bong. Holy shit, the raw hypocrisy is ripper than a 14 year-old stock room boy who hasn’t showered in weeks…

Funny Jesus Freak Signs

(Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad sign)

(Once a day, into a sock)