It’s national Hug A Turd Week, or HATW…
(Find a nice firm one without nuts and squeeze)
If someone says, “Yeah, I saw Tyler Perry’s The Family That Preys this weekend and it was awesome!”…
Hug that turd
When people say, “Despite the rising unemployment, gas prices, inflation, severely weakened US dollar, Wall Street financial institutions collapsing daily, skyrocketing grocery prices, and shrinking GDP, the economy is doing great!”
Hug that turd
When your neighbor says, “Despite the 0-2 record, I think the St. Louis Ram’s are looking good this year…”
Hug that turd
Someone on the bus exclaims, “I’m voting for McCain-Palin this November because I really like her glasses”…
Hug that turd…then punch ’em, then say, “Thanks but no thanks on your Bridge To Nowhere for the next four years”
Lipstick Gate 08
“Did he call her a pig?” the Republican presidential nominee was asked Monday in a briefing for reporters for the Associated Press and Florida newspapers. McCain said, “No”. He then went on to defend the ad anyway, saying Obama “chooses his words very carefully”. The media better start calling this silly bullshit out or readers will stop reading…
(What the fuck is this, “attack of the 45 year-old cheerleaders”?)
A top aid to John McCain, former HP CEO Carly Fiorina, thought Tina Fey’s wonderful impression of Palin was, get this, “sexist”. She said, “The portrait was very dismissive of the substance of Sarah Palin, and so in that sense, they were defining Hillary Clinton as very substantive, and Sarah Palin as totally superficial,” Fiorina told MSNBC earlier Monday. “I think that continues the line of argument that is disrespectful in the extreme, and yes, I would say, sexist in the sense that just because Sarah Palin has different views than Hillary Clinton does not mean that she lacks substance”. So let me get this right, somehow satirist Tina Fey is now sexist because she showed the clear foibles and factual ineptitude of this flawed VP candidate? Carly is shit flinging insane! Pointing out a candidates obvious intellectual flaws after a terrible interview is called R-E-A-L-I-T-Y. If Carly doesn’t like it, maybe they should have picked a more intelligent candidate. There’s an old saying in comedy, you can’t put into a character what’s not there…
Hug that turd
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