International forces killed the Taliban insurgents doucheholes

Who were responsible for shooting down our U.S. helicopter

(Good times!)

That sadly killed 38 U.S. and Afghan forces over the weekend

They’re still seeking the top insurgent they were going after when hit

(RIP Sgt. Adan Gonzales)

You can run, but you can’t hide! Wait, you got fucking caves, so you can hide

But we’ll flood all the caves damaging your Perfect Strangers VHS collection

(Taliban don’t listen)

At that point, you’ll surely wish you were dead. And we’ll be happy to help

The Taliban are like loud stupid drunk obnoxious party guests…

But with rocket launchers…& insanely horrible facial hair…

(Toyota “Terrorist” advertising?)

Who all like screaming “Death to America” a lot

I Predict A Riot

Britain, I think you’re taking “Anarchy In The UK” way to literally

(Don’t take it literally)

Riots broke out across the country in pockets with horrible effects

If we’re taking music literally now let’s do “Sexual Healing” or Peaches “AA XXX”

(Cop on the far left isn’t ready)

We should’ve seen this coming with the Kaiser Chief’s “I Predict A Riot”

Just sayin’…

Have a day!