To bring 2068 Olympic Games to Chicago!

He’ll totally do it too…

(Son of bitch)

Because he can sooth souls, fly, and shoot laser’s from his nipples!

Meh, fair enough promise, but he’ll most likely be dead by then, so no one can hold him accountable. Besides, let’s say he’s still alive, he’ll have dementia so he’ll forget what he promised. Damn, this guys gooooooooooooooooooooood…

To those still crying about Chicago not getting the Olympics I say this: “Get Over It”. She doesn’t like you. Move on with your life. It’s not you, it’s them. She just not that into you and never was. There’s other fish in the sea. In Lake Michigan’s case it’s syringes, rusted snow plows, and dead bodies, but that’s not important…

Oh yeah…

(Suck it IOC!)

And he’s going to officially make “bumper cars” an Olympic Sport…

Monday’s blow like vacuum cleaners set on reverse….

Have a day!