It seems that way from every “abduction” story

I’m thinking just a bunch of Red Necks went to

(I knew it!)

a Glow necklace Rave party & just had anal sex

Then they “woke up” the next day, in an empty

Corn Field, with their Pants at their Ankles. The

story is then “It was big bright flash of lights!!!”

(Disco lights) and “They drugged me!”(He took

X at the party), then it’s “I was groggy, getting

anally probed!!” (The But Sex). Finally, landing

(There’s a line?!?)

on “Then I just woke up in this empty corn field

with my pants at my feet”(Those ‘gays’ dumped

him after he bit one of them pissin’ everywhere)

Yeep, Your “Abduction Story” All Checks Out Ace

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