It’s Olympic timey time. And all over the world, these are the

days during the year we’re searching for entertainment from

(Will Mario medal?!?!)

anywhere. If it’s 2 kids fighting over a baseball card, we’re in

Some quick notes: if they added one more “o” to bobsledding

it would draw WAY more viewers. They should change a luge

to a shots based drinking game. And they should do a “Strip”

figure skating segment. What’s that?!?!?!? Oh, no I’m not 17

years old, why do you ask? Oh, because I act younger than it

Let the games begin, & watch for a “new star” Mikaela Shiffrin

She’s young, nice, talented, & so the real deal. My Sonja also

(ready for the lights?)

works with her doing ads. Buckle up bitches, the only time a

“Five Ring” magical moment happens, is an “Orgy Wedding”

Monday: Bill O’Reilly Feuds w/Jon Stewart & Failing Bad

Have a weekend!