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EPA CreepyA, & Fucked Dynasty

December 19th, 2013

The director of EPA is more “crooked” than a spine with scoliosis, that was

smacked 50 times with a shillelagh. Top EPA official John Beale had “this

(“I lie like a rug”)

awesome excuse” for being out of work for long periods over 10 years. So,

it cost us ALL about $1 million in salary over that time. But how did he do

it? Well he got paid for work he never did. He didn’t even show up for two

years. And his excuse? He was working for the CIA. Oh cool so he’s just a

hard working American right? Ahhh, no. He was NEVER in the fucking CIA

Unless the CIA now stands for Cocky Ignoramus Assholes. Which it might

Oh, so there’s “lying”, and then there is “John Beale’s BS Factory Product”

Wow, what a total douche nozzle. How did he spend most of all that time?

Riding bikes, doing house work, and reading books in a vacation house on

(yes he is)

Cape Cod. He billed us for trying to be “Prance Armdong”. Maybe he even

lied about other shit. Try, like EVERYTHING. He was never in “Nam”, and

kept pretending he was going on covert operations, when he was at home

jerking off to porn. The guy is a greedy lying con-artist. He might also be

a clinically insane wacko. Well, it’s one way to avoid showing up for work

This guys balls should be bronzed for “Bullshit Artist Of The Millennium”

Suck Dynasty “Quacking Up”

And now the homophobic bigoted seasonal sounds of an older “moron red

neck”. The guy does not “get the gays”, or approve of them. Well humanity

(“Ooooooooops”)

does not approve of your Uncle Rapey beard but we all let it ‘slide’. To each

their own. See, I forgot the public outcries of “Holy shit they can’t do a Red

Neck Jersey Shore with duck hunters, that’s unnatural!!!”.  Oh, that’s cause

that never happened. One of the older 67 year old ZZ Top looking ‘Scamps’

named Phil Robertson decided to sound off on gay marriage in a GQ piece:

“It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable
than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I am just thinking: There is more
there! She’s got more to offer. I mean come on dudes! You know what
I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

What a refreshing take on the scientific subject of sexual orientation. Wait,

(charming)

did I say “refreshing”? I meant “narrow thoughtless big bigoted ignorance”

Oh, what the fuck’s this guy doing in GQ? It’s titled Gentleman’s Quarterly

Not “Older Dumbass Rednecks Monthly”. That is called “Guns and Ammo”

Maybe Pat Robertson’s lost son has somethin else he must get off his chest

“I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.
Not
once…(ending with) Why don’t we go back to the old days?”

Sure you didn’t because it would explain racism existed & still does today

The good news?!?! Paula Dean now has new husband prospect in the mix

Oh, & you’d think he’d be done there. Ohhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo

Stupid always “triples down”. It has to, it doesn’t know why what it said is

(Ok, enjoy your fantasy)

wrong. He voted for Mitt Romney, but you have to find out why he did it:

“If I’m lost at three o’clock in a major metropolitan area, I ask
myself: Where would
I rather be trying to walk with my wife
and children? One of the guys who’s running
for president is out
of Chicago, Illinois, & the other one is from Salt Lake City, Utah

Bravo Phil, so like Jesus. Forget Mitt is from Boston. Facts don’t matter to

the old bigot today. They get in the way of their, “upstairs thinking juices”

It seems ol’ Phil, as a born again, god fearing man doesn’t see race, or gay

He just thinks they should sort of all go away, repent, and stop being who

they are. Don’t worry just stop. Well, that makes sense, to insane assholes

He also compared homosexuality to bestiality (regular slippery slope BS)

It’s not a big deal, it shouldn’t even be in the news. He’s an older southern

dick still living in 1959 rural south, where their hate was strong, & DUMB

(No, they were secular)

He was suspended. After the horribly racial stuff comes out, he’ll be fired

Now sadly a lot of LOUD morons will shout, “What ever happened to the

1st amendment?!?”. Well, he is not ‘arrested or in jail’. He has his right to

speak his opinion. But it does not magically protect him from all the VERY

real rational reactions society has about hate, homophobia, & racism. See

it cuts both ways. We all have 1st amendment rights. Phil doesn’t like that

And so sadly watch all the “fellow bigot traveler” Republican’s defend him

Update: Phil has been “suspended indefinitely” for right now. Fired soon?

Have a day!

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