Santa & Jesus Are “White”

December 17th, 2013

FOX’s Megyn Kelly knows it is a ‘verifiable fact’ that Santa Clause &

Jesus are both “White”. First off, he’s a fictional character, and 2nd,

(“I eat your souls”)

Jesus was born in the middle east *zing* Ya see what I did there?!?!

Holy shit. These people say stupid shit everyday on TV, but they do

know we can actually hear them right? So Megyn decided to “strike

back”. She decided to try to explain that she was just “joking” here:

“I realize that the piece by [Aisha] Harris which went on to argue that
Santa should be a penguin was also tongue in cheek. That’s in part why
we covered the story in the first place. Humor is part of what we try to
bring to the show. Sometimes that’s lost on the humorless.”

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so we didn’t “get” the joke then?!? Well, when

(“I love white!”)

I “fuck up a joke”, I normally don’t blame the audience. I blame MY

shitty wording of it, or my delivery. But that’s the telling part by her

She tried to blame society here: “if it weren’t so telling of our society.

In particular the knee jerk instinct by so many to race bait”. Ahhhhh

It’s SOCIETIES fault, that YOU said something historically wrong &

racially divisive. Poor Megyn is now being held accountable for what

she says. How odd. Well she’s not done; stupid always doubles down:

“I also did say Jesus was white. As I’ve learned in the past two
days, that is far from settled. For me, the fact that an off hand
jest I made, during a segment about whether Santa should be
replaced by a penguin has now become a national firestorm says 2
things. Race is STILL an incredibly volatile issue in this country.
And FOX news, and yours truly, are BIG targets for many people”

Um, it is pretty fucking settled. Jesus was from the Middle East, and

(“Bitch, please!”)

his skin would be an olive tone, as most all people in the region. And

St. Nick was from Turkey lady. Have you ever seen Turkish people?!

Yes race is very volatile you ‘dullard dip’. And YOU ARE the one who

brought it up. Stop blaming others for shit YOU started lady. Take a

little responsibility for your own show and the words you spew outta

your cake hut. I honestly don’t think she even knows why it was bad

She lives in a place where you do not hold “facts”, or read any history

FOX’s “bubble of dumb” keeps its inhabitants well supplied with lies


On the Tonight Show Megyn told Jay she was a straight news anchor

Sure lady if you’re news I’m a NASA astronaut who flies with his cock

In the grand scheme of things, ‘dingy derpy’ doesn’t matter, & this is

sooooooooooooooo sucking fupid. Just another day of dumb at FOX

Have a day!

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