In a bold move for silverware everywhere, the forks, & knives decided…

(Guess he swallowed 100 magnets)

To create a sneak attack on Ivan’s food in his stomach, from the outside

The bulls choked their final game harder than a teenage boy does his “junk”

Oh, never play leap frog with a unicorn, & always admit your fart. It’s classy

Radio Time: might be on WGN radio again w/Patti Vasquez Sunday 10-1am
She’s funny as all tits, so make sure you tune in no matter what then…..OK?

Have a weekend!