Here’s a nice list of things “not to do today” heading into the weekend:
(That’s one)
-Fart in your hand, then demand a co-worker, “Smell this”
-Forget to wear clothes to work…AGAIN
-Show up to your baseball teams season opener, but they’re on the road
-Watch a Bob Roarman car commercial & take it seriously
-Punch the mailman yelling, “You stole all my porn mags”
-Start humping a mailbox, then finish in the front flap door
Just some friendly advice. Coming from a real turdly dude like myself
Have a weekend!