New “Fart” Invented!

January 25th, 2013

some discover new elements, others invent the next big thing

But as for me? Just coined a new fart term: “the taint shaker”

(Very profound)

It is where it rebounds so damn hard, your taint gets rocked

You’re welcome! I’m only here to serve you great smart folks

Well that, and slowly struggle through life everyday trying to

find purpose, meaning, & fun cool shit to do to pass the time

(So true)

Next week, I’ll try coining a new one for loud people on their

iphones at public places making us all in their conversation

I’m calling it “Dowdness”. It is short of “douchey loudness”

Either that or I might even change it to “Public Ear Rapists”

Have a weekend!

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