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Papa Douche, Fucko Mitt, & Gaza

November 15th, 2012

Papa John’s Pizza owner John is soooooooo upset about Obamacare

He just can’t afford paying the extra 5-8 million to cover his workers

Forget that Forbes said his numbers are a lie, forget it’s actually only

(what a douche)

3.4 to 4.6 cents a pizza to make sure your workers have decent health

care; instead of 10-14 cents for each pizza like he claims. Holy shit!!!

That would never work ever in the history of forever. He just can not

AFFORD to part with that 5-8 million, it’s KILLING HIM you see???

Geeeeee, I recall this Papa John’s ad I’ve been seeing every 2 seconds

(they even bought ad space in my fucking dreams to run it non-stop)

(Super Douche)

with Peyton Manning giving away 2 million free pizza’s. But wait, now

how much would that “give away” cost? Ohhh, between 24-32 million

But you lazy TAKERS don’t understand, “it’s killing him”. Wait a sec,

free pizza”? That sounds pretty damn Socialist to the FOX news crew

Karma’s a bitch. He’s getting sued for $250 million for text spamming

And it just could not happen to a bigger hateful massive talking anus

Do You Know Mitt Romney?

Well you will now. On a phone call with his donors he laid out why he

thinks he lost. You will be happy you didn’t elected this mega assface:

(True)

“The president’s campaign, if you will, focused on giving targeted
groups (minorities) a big gift. He made a big effort on small things
Those small things, by the way, add up to trillions of dollars. I am
very sorry that we didn’t win. I know that you expected to win. We
expected to win. It was very close. And so now, we’re looking & saying
‘OK, what can we do now going forward?’, but frankly we’re still
so
troubled by the past, it’s hard to put together our plans for the future”

Right, it wasn’t your dislike for 1/2 the country in the 47% remarks, &

it wasn’t that you ran a turdy hateful campaign on lies & new positions

It was not that you were a stupid bully douchey out of touch plutocrat,

And it wasn’t proudly standing by a batshitnuts endorsement of a “you

must STILL have the rapists baby since it is a gift from God” Mourdock

Oh no. It was all cause “Obama gave minorities stuff”. Ahem……that is

(“I’m a fuckhole”)

what politicians DO. They campaign on policy & promises to help folks

You decided to campaign on helping the top 3%. Well, not many votes

Now that he doesn’t care, he was free to go “full on douchebag” for us

Let’s all just think of this as his one final “racist fuck off 97%” moment

And that’ll be the last thing you ever hear from Mitt “Assbag” Romney

Lady Gaza

Funny title, but seriously bad shit happening. Hamas is Palestine’s

militant arm. There has been some rockets fired into the Gaza strip

injuring 8 Israeli people. No deaths. Now Israel decided to do a big

(Ga Der)

massively disproportionate strike back offensive on Wednesday. So

when it’s the Palestinians killing civilians, it’s terrorism, when it is

Israel, it’s “collateral damage”. Any civilians killed by anyone to me

is disgusting & wrong. The Israeli people complained as to the noise

of the primitive rockets launched into Gaza. Let’s agree, it is totally

wrong for Hamas to do this, 100% wrong. This is a serious issue, no

(No shit)

doubt about it. It does require action, and defense, but does it mean

Israel should now hammer them into oblivion? No, to me it doesn’t

Here’s what went down: Israeli defense forces blew up the car and

killed Hamas Military chief Ahmed Jabari. Now Israel will cheer &

celebrate his death as a terrorist. Now, he was the elected leader in

open elections. What would Israel do if Hamas did that to them??

Oh yeah, not good. Not passing judgement on him, but showing an

(Oh, thanks)

unacceptable amount of collateral damage that killed 10 innocents

some children, that had nothing to do with Hamas rockets. It’s so

sad, & fucked up. Bottom line: The Ottoman Empire literally gave

away the Palestinian land to Jews for them to call home. So what

would you do, if you got ruled by someone, & they gave your land

away? Well, that’s what they’re still fighting over to this day. And

all Palestine wants is “statehood” through the UN to exist. But no,

Israel will block it, stop it, & try to wipe em off the face of the map

The only solution is peace you two jackass’s. If you lunkheads just

want to play religious Hatfields VS. The McCoys, it all ends badly

(Just don’t)

It’d be like someone starting a bar fight, so you kill everyone in an

entire neighborhood. It makes absolutely no sense at all you guys

Hey Palestine, stop firing rockets. Hey Israel, stop using nukes to

kill an ant. Everyone, just take a deep breath. You don’t want this

Update: today Al Qaeda splinter groups not attached to Hamas
launched another rocket killing 3. You jihadists best STOP IT!

Have a day!


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