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Fucking Evil Liberal Muppets!

December 7th, 2011

Thanks FOX, the Muppets are brain washing our kids…

(Wait, what now?)

I knew it, I knew it, I kneeeeeew it. It’s so obvious

I totally knew it, even way before I didn’t know it

Wow, I can’t help but think, “The people watching

FOX business, must all be terrible businessmen.

(Um, help me please)

Since they clearly never talk about business issues

Or market conditions that can help businessmen.”

The host asks this penetrating question about the film

In a serious tone he asks, “What’s actually going on here,

(Look at the rape & weed)

I mean, ah I’ll put it out there. Is liberal Hollywood

using class warfare to…to…to kinda brain wash our kids?”

Then Dan Gainor from the right leaning Media Research

Chimes in on que, “Yeah, absolutely, & they’ve been doing

(Yes, eat pork)

it for decades. I mean, Hollywood, the left, the media…

they hate the oil industry. They hate corporate America…

And so you’ll see…movies attacking it weather it’s Cars 2,

(Car farts)

another kids movie. The George Clooney movie Syriana

There Will Be Blood, all…attacking the oil industry”

*Record scratch*

(WTF)

The only kids movies you said are Cars 2, & The Muppet’s

So ah Dan, if your child is watching Syriana, or There Will

Be Blood, your kid’s most likely a mustashed oil barren

(I drink your mothers milkshake)

Then, lovely Andrea Tantaros chimes in to keep it going:

“It is, it’s brain washing, in the most obvious form right?

…I just wish Liberals could just leave little kids alone”

Yes, The same Andrea Tantaros who’s 1st image search item

(A “power panel” is electricity)

autofill is “Andrea Tantaros bikini”, followed by “short skirt”

I totally shit you not. They love her “reporting”, but back to it

If Liberals can’t leave kids alone, they must now be pedophiles

Wow, this is easy to play along with their crazy bat shit games

FOX has gotten to the highest, most incredible levels of satire

(True)

They’re writing solid comedy material, & doing it better than me

There’s only one small problem, I don’t think they know they’re

doing it. They actually believe everything they say, & it’s amazing

Blago Gets 14 Years In Prison!

Ding dong the “hair” is gone. Locked up for 14 years

(Nice hair)

He’s going to PMITAP(Pound me in the ass prison)

These are before and after photo’s of Roddy’s butt

(Before)

Then about 5 years later when he’s up for parole

(And after)

Thanks for a the laughs “lego hair”, now go do your time

Have a day!

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