You wouldn’t think so, but they do exist
(Lohan “coke” booger)
They’re giddy greenish globs of celebrity gold baby
And they’re all salty & delightful. Try on an Elvis booger
(Glorious)
But you ask, was it young hot hip moving Elvis
Or fat bloated pants suit 70’s Elvis?
(That booger has a fass)
Oh, looking at the size it’s 70’s Elvis for sure
Rock your weekend!