Joe Liberman & John “Insane” McCain don’t want to leave Iraq

Why? They’re having such a good time it’s like a buddy frat film

(Is this Las Vegas?)

Called “The Hangunder”. It’s about their sagging war balls drooping

Their Iraq tan lines look fearsly awesome on their liver spotted skin

And don’t even get me started on the “Burqa Babes of Wasit”

Al la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

(The war’s just starting)

Really why? Cause the US has no more interest & Bush signed a deal

But when Israel pays these chumps good $, they’ll fight for them

Think of it as a policy bribe to get people to do what you wish

(Zing!)

Or as a pre-programmed robot, but instead of code they use cash

For you see, Iraq will be responsible for Iraq. But Israel hates that

They want them on a very short leash able to be controlled

11 Republicans & Joe Liberman; so 12 Republicans think

(I don’t think)

Our withdrawl is a “strategic victory by our enemies in the Middle East”

If they want to stay so badly, go yourself, & get Israel to pay for it all

*Puts hand behind mouth & loudly whispers*

Beause I don’t know if noticed, but we sorta have a cash problem here

(Timing is everything)

I swear if Obama said “I can now end world hunger”

Republicans would say, “No! Going to bed hungry is an American right

Stop taking away others constitutional freedom to die malnourished”

(True)

Tomorrow Halloween pics from the editing house party

Along with making fun of ex-VP Democrat John Edwards

So buckle up and have a day!