But please don’t be one of those people

Who dresses up their dog for Halloween

(My dignity, why?)

If you ignore me & do, promise you won’t get angry

(An Unhappy Meal)

When they take a huge dump in your shoe

Payback’s a bitch

When Sinking In The Polls, It’s “Birther Time”

Rick Perry is doubling down on stupid now with “birther talk”

(I’m this much of a dick)

Was Barrack Obama born in the United States?
I have no reason to think otherwise.

But you’ve seen his.
I don’t know. Have I?

You don’t believe what’s been released?
I don’t know. I had dinner with Donald Trump the other night.

And?
That came up.

And he said?
He doesn’t think it’s real.

(You got bigot boys vote)

This is only shocking to people who saw a truck was coming

After they realized they’re now stuck to the front of it’s grill

All I could think was “Holy shit, they’re still around?”

It’s like people who still love the Pontiac Fiero & Members Only jackets

(Classy!)

I didn’t know they even still existed. And in about 3 seconds

Much like the “birthers” they won’t be around anymore…

Guess they’ll just be left to the pages “Dumbfuck History”

Have a day!