Shit sakes, are they having them daily now? Whatever…

(Wrong, it’s 1 every hour)

One is even scheduled in your backyard right now

And it’s beginning in 3…2…1…whoops, already started 15 minutes ago

Lowlights: Perry & Cain are sliding down faster than…

-a shot of Baily’s
-making out teens a car being approached by a cop
-the guy in his cube when his boss is coming to give him work
-jello down lose fitting pants
-a heavy girl on a stripper pole

(2 ice cold beers?)

“Perry & Cain” sounds like buddy cop show on CBS after CSI-Miami

VO: He was sick of selling pizzas, & he was good ol’ bad boy with a gun

Together they’re “Perry & Cain”; stopping crime in 30 minutes or less

(You two are fidiots)

“Dreamy Mormon” looks to be the front runner which angers TP’ers

Sadly the main difference between Mormon and Moron is one letter

But he did say something that really did make rational sense:

(Holds breath til she stops)

“I’m not worried about rich people”. He went on to say:

“It’s the middle class who have suffered most & deserved help”

Naturally the TP’ers will crucify him. After all “Fuck the poor” right?

Odd, but no previously Republican office holder could be elected by them

Reagan, Nixon, & Eisenhower would be called “Socialist Liberal scum”

(The Unelectables)

You made this monster Koch Brothers, & right wing PAC $

But oddly they’re already using all the pitch forks & torches available

So now you have no way to even stop your insane crowd creature…

Have a day!