Hey, every circle needs a jerk…

The Republican debates are on tonight

Mitt Romney will do his best “dreamy dad” impression

(I resemble that remark)

While offering nothing but Obama-right-lite policies

For the 1st time Rick “Dumber Bush” Perry is in them

Make sure to listen closely as his insanity. It’ll sound 00-08 familiar

(Let’s shoot it out)

Ron Paul will bring up great points on ending wars & legalizing drugs

Then flips out talking about ending all government, & Title II of the CRA

Leaving us with Michelle Bachmann doing her best pageant-like answers

Saying “Obama’s killing us”, “He’s evil”, & only “God can fix our problems”

But only “She” & her gay husband have direct contact with him to help

(But I’m pretty!)

And there won’t be Tim Pawlenty to kick around anymore, no sir

That’s now his wife’s job, so suck it

It’ll be entertaining, much like watching a plate spinner

You laugh, but really just want to see a plate fall

Have a day!