You’ve heard about the horror
Of the father trying to catch the ball for his son and died
(That’s fucking terrible)
Well in yesterday’s Home Run Derby. Some super douche bag
While standing on the table near the railing(you read it right)
Tried to grab a ball and his brother and friends grabbed him
(Dr. Idiot)
I would of let him fall. Darwin spoke, he simply wasn’t the “fittest”
Meh, sadly it was probably the most exciting part of it all
Have a day!