Lame Ass Lottery Lunacy

May 19th, 2011

Let’s say you were poor, so you were on food stamps. Check

Now let’s say you win 2 million in the lottery. Checkity check

(Hint: Leroy is in the middle)

Then let’s say, you still can use food stamps

*Obligatory Disney record scratch*

Wait, what what with the what what?

Leroy Fick, 59, of Auburn won $2 million in the state lottery last June

But the state determined he was still eligible for food stamps

(How fucking tall is that reporter?)

Nice work Michigan state funding for food stamps

You’re about as classy as a Bedazzler Gun

Leroy: “If you’re going to try to make me feel bad, you’re not going to do it”

Clearly, since his other low paying job before winning 2 million was this:

(1920’s train track villain)

Besides, he doesn’t even have “internet” so he won’t be able to read this

Thanks for giving FOX this “poor” stereotype to hold up to their insane views

Until they find out you’re white, then they’ll quietly sweep it under the rug

To Leroy Fick, the biggest luckiest fuckstick in town

Oprah Tainted The United Center

Yes, I said “taint”; and THAT’S why the Bulls lost game 2

(Solid impression of god)

Only that. Not the 34% shooting, bad defense, or sloppy play

Her BS celebrity laden PR push ending her stay in Chicago is finally over

(“I’m shocked, even after I set it all up”)

Now she only has her billion $ TV network to run. What ever will she do?

Have a day!

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