Anne Hathaway su..su..su..su..su..su…suuuuuuuuucked

(Full of fail)

Franco wasn’t any better as a host, but still likable…until this

(Oh noooooo)

Highlights:

-Melissa Leo dropping the F-bomb
(Then watching a 94 year-old Krik Douglas bend over to pick it up)
-The Kings Speech winning
-Billy Crystal actually shrinking 1 foot more on national TV
-The end

The best part is betting all your friends you can pick the winners…

When you can’t even pick your nose or ass with any skill

So how did I do? Not, good…

I got shelled like a peanut loosing 6 out of ten…

Paul Broun, Captain Dickface I Presume

What’s worse than being asked a hateful violent question at a Town Hall?

Actually answering it, then denying you ever did

(I never answered after I did)

The question:

“Who’s going to shoot Obama?”

Nearly everyone in the room, including U.S. Congressman Broun laughed

His response:

“… I know there’s a lot of frustration with this president. We’re going to have an election next year. Hopefully, we’ll elect somebody that’s going to be a conservative, limited-government president who will sign a bill to repeal and replace Obamacare”

(Oh shit)

But when pressed on the horrid question, and the bad light it cast him in

He changed his story:

“I was stunned by the question and chose not to dignify it with a response; therefore, at that moment I moved on to the next person with a question”

(Don’t believe your lying eyes)

Wait, what? You DID NOT you lying farthole

Classic Tea Tard: hate, hate, hate. Then lie, lie, lie

Rinse, wash, repeat

If ignorance of basic facts was a drug, they’d peddle it by the truckload

(*Insert rebel scream here*)

Truck nutz it is…

Have a day!