February 1st, 2011

*Cue Monster Truck Ad echo effect*

Thanks news, lets ratchet up peoples fears from 5 to 3,978


That makes all the super worry-warts instantly calm down…

It’s great to keep folks aware, informed, & up to speed that a blizzard’s coming


But your titles are getting creepy panic weird; with stuff like:

-Stabbing Death Murder Snow Storm To Face Kill Your Family
The Day After Tomorrow Is Here
-Only Snow Men Will Survive
-Snow-Big-Deal Or No Deal
-Cannibalism Expected
-If You Only Die At The Hands Of One Blizzard This Year, Make It This One!
-Frozen Water Super Death Camps

girl-in-funny-t-shirt-now-panic-freak-out.jpg(Good point)

Might I suggest a few new ones:

-Snowed In, Get Food, Supplies, & Relax
-Screw Work, Stay In, & Watch Movies
-Remember That Game Called Perquacky In Your Parents Closet?
-Let’s Look At Old Pictures And Mock Each Other
-Mastubration Extravaganza!
-Yes, Your iphone Still Works. Now Put It Down
-Babies Conceived At Record Level

And in all of this, Egypt is still fighting for their very Democratic freedom

Everything in context people. But it’ll be one wild blizzard ride, so buckle up!

Be safe, smart, dutch oven a loved one, and don’t be me…

drinking-in-the-cold.jpg(That’s one to grow on)

We’re supposed to go on our 1st vacation in 10 years on Thursday

Thanks blizzard, your timing’s worse than a stuttering horse track announcer…

Have a day!

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