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Snow Big Deal & X-mas Parties

December 13th, 2010

Turns out the Bears game on Sunday with the Patriots…

Looked a lot like the hole in the Metrodome roof…

metrodome-roof-collapse-from-inside.jpg(Ahem, it’s drafty)

Cold, deflating, & postponed a game from actually being played…

Know I saw a game on the schedule for yesterday

But the Bears didn’t play a down…

X-Mas Party Schmismis Party

It’s that time of year for X-mas parties everywhere…

drunk-under-the-tree.jpg(Sleep gentle douche)

You’re friends, family, and even office parties

Providing you’re luckly enough to have a job

Did you find the party drunk with a lamp shade on his jungle balls yet?

Then chances are it’s you

drunksanta.jpg(Ho ho ho!)

And it doesn’t help when you pass out at your friends X-mas party

And wake up in Mexico City with a Menorah chained around your neck…

At a table doing a $3.7 million coke deal with a drug cartel…

Have a day!

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