It’s going down faster than Snooki’s “career”

(Stupid computer says bad things)

Meh, it’ll bounce back faster than yo-yo dieter

It always does

But in the meantime, why does this financial roller coaster

(Holy fuck)

Always have the fat kid who ate too much then pukes sitting in front of us?

Palin Scores Big Ratings

By playing with critters, being folksy, & winking…

(Staged? Naaaaaaaaw)

She got 4.69 million people to tune in…

Proving everyone loves to rubber neck at a flaming car wreck

It’s “Face In The Crowd” set in Alaska…

And on a whole different level of stupid

(Der, me talk pretty)

It’d be like Kim Kardashian running for President in 2012

She’s dumb as a wet sack of hammers and about as deep a kiddie pool

Reality TV suits her

Have a day!