A loud, drunk, violent coked up Charlie Sheen impersonator…

(looks a little like him)

Suddenly appears at your party

Then on closer inspection, it’s actually Charlie Sheen…

(Three tabs of acid at once?)

Leaving Gary Buesy pissed & looking for a new “even crazier” image

(“Live in my mouth!”)

Do a week long alcohol & drug infused “Crazy Off” of Sheen VS. Busey

Now get into some big fun trouble this weekend. Just not their level of “fun”

(“2 midget hookers riding trikes”)

And when the cops ask you who told you to do it, say “John Bolger officer!”

I’ll take the heat. I always do…

Have a day!