Naaaaaaaw, I kid, I joke…it was actually a sign I saw there

It was a normal sunny Saturday, in a normal city…

Filled with pretty “normal” people

(Kid stayed home…by himself)

Except the guy we caught fucking a mailbox…

It was Charlie Sheen, and Sonja asked for an autograph

He ignored her, did a rail, punched a dog, and decided to finish instead…

(Along with these)

The idea was clear. We’re not “mad as hell”…

But we’re very concerned rational citizens armed with basic facts

(As everyone leaves)

Proving that most people aren’t loud crazy stupid people

Those are mostly NASCAR “infield” folks, or people in line at Wal-Mart

Most people are normal holding any political view

But in the media’s quest for ratings…

They pick the craziest fringe on both sides to represent the whole

(Park benches protest?)

And we all know they don’t represent us

Unless it’s FOX, in which case most of the on-air talent doesn’t either…

(Oh look, a “back” side)

You know it’s bad at FOX when O’Reilly is the lone voice sanity there today…

Then again, it’s like being the least “nutty” or “chunky” turd in a turd-bowl

BTW-This years “Turd-bowl” is brought to you by Michelin Tires…

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