It’s science fact…

garden-gnome-pipe-9r.jpg(I’m so cute an innocent)

They’ve got all night to plot some serious shit while we’re sleeping

Then when we wake up, oh look, they’ve got that confidant smile on their face

Cause they did something really bad

gnome-news.jpg(Oh, I remember that)

When your local bank gets robbed, but no one is caught on camera…

Garden Gnomes did it

When stuff around your house goes missing for days…

Garden Gnomes did it

When your milk and other things in the refrigerator go bad

gnome-stabbed.jpg(They even rub each other out)

Well, actually that’s you being a lazy fucker not checking expiration dates

But you can bet your sweet ass the Garden Gnomes were laughing

Have a day!

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