Vacuuming? Playing Sudoku? Spanking it in a sock?

Don’t know if you heard, but a guy who plays “the basketball” has somethin’ to say…

(My ego is this big)

And he’s saying it at 8pm CST tonight. Well, not exactly at that moment

Cause that’d be smart. He’s gonna drag this out like the last 3 seasons of Lost

This is starting to feel exactly like Jimmy Chitwood’s announcement in Hoosiers

(Picket fence my ass)

The only people interested in this are Miami, Cleveland, Chicago, and New York

Everyone else, just gets to watch black Jesus make more $ than god

Along with which team will beat their asses…

Listen for the gunfire and mass suicides in Cleveland at 8:15pm sharp…

(They don’t look confident)

Poor blighted, only have the Mead building, camouflage wearing Cleveland…

This is like kicking a big mac out of a starving man’s hand…

Have a day!