What’s DDOTY you ask? Why it’s “Douche Dad Of The Year” of course

(What a dick. Oh, Joe Jackson too)

This creepy as hell, penciled in fake mustache, goofy ass hat wearing dickhole

Was seeking a $15,000 per month in an Estate Stipend from his dead kid

(Does it come with the middle finger?)

But he dropped that to take up “wrongful death charges” over Michael’s death

Still trying to milk a dead physically and emotionally beaten tortured by you cow

(That’s my dickhead dad!)

Don’t be surprised when “Fu#k You Joe” is burnt on the lawn. You got suspects

Mike Myers Has Shrekage

It’s small, green, and goes #1…

(Eh!)

Just talkin’ bout Shrek, get your mind out of the gutter

Have a day!