With all the Tea Bagger anger, threats, bricks and insanity…

Let’s take things down a notch by having a “National Crunk Off”…

(Is that like Booty Sweat?)

Cut loose, footloose, kick off your bigot shoes…

Besides, Tea Baggers would look dandy in their 1700’s wear while crunking their muther fuckin’ asses off to fresh beats. Bet they’d be really awesome at it to boot…

(Even babies crunk!)

You have the right to remain Crunk And Disorderly…

Have a day!