It’s that time of year again…Daylight Savings time!

Hope you sprung forward. Oh yeah, and it’s NCAA Tourny time…

(Small print?)

Do:

-Spell shit correctly. It’s not Illinosse, Wisconson, or Gonzaladygaga
-Ask your friends who they picked, not about a recent Proctologist visit
-Call your girlfriend “Tea Bagger stupid” for taking Northern Iowa to win it all
-Make up exotic fake University’s like “Montiback University” & “Lake Cloud State”
-Watch brackets on PDA so closely on breaks while pooping, your legs fall asleep

Don’t:

-Light it on fire screaming “fuck your corporate reindeer games”
-Use a Sharpie marker crossing off others picks adding in “Taint U”, & “Fart State”
-When others show you their picks say, “Great, you’re Rocky Dennis from MASK”
-After every basket during games, yell out your favorite NASCAR driver
-Use any Star Wars references while talking college hoops…ever

There, now it’s time to go do what everyone else does in bracket pools…

Makes insanely shitty guesses & lose $ 😉

Have a day!