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I always thought pirates were supposed to be a lovable rag tag group of scallywags tryin’ to find treasure, or be the main part of a Disney theme ride…

pirates-on-deck.jpg(Argh, new pirates can kiss my aft end!)

Nope…

Somali pirates are kind of like a collection of floating super dicks…

After a five-day standoff during which a small U.S. flotilla tailed the lifeboat, Navy SEAL snipers on a destroyer shot and killed three pirates and plucked an unharmed Capt. Richard Phillips to safety. A fourth pirate surrendered. His likely new nickname will be “Puss-pants” if he ever sails again…

somali-pirates.jpg(Puss-Pants)

I think the term is way off here. Even pirates still had a code. These douche puppets flew the American flag to sucker us in. Maybe instead of Pirates we could call them Aqua Shoplifters, Water-Robbers, or Sea-assholes

Bi-Polar Woman!

I’m calling a “Code Stupid”

A women at the Berlin Zoo while watching the Polar bears; decided to climb the fence and jump into its habitat…During feeding time

woman-polar-bear-attack.gif(Surprise, they don’t like people)

The ironic part, she was really fat, and one took a huge chomp out of her ass

To the bear, it must have looked like two moving hams trapped in denim…

Well, that’s one way to loose weight. Luckily we have a file photo of her as a kid…

dumbass.png(Nice move)

She didn’t “fall in”, and this wasn’t an “accident”…

This was a serious case of “Dumbfuckitis”

White Sox are playing at 12:05 today against Detroit so hopefully they make more contact with balls today than a hookers hand…

Have a day!

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