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What Does Obama Watch?

April 8th, 2009

Politico did a nice piece on what Obama watches on tv

obama.jpg(Obama playing pocket pool)

My first reaction was…

Who gives a flying shit?

I don’t care if you watch iCarly, Myth Busters, or steamy animal porn…

Just fix our broken country…

wire.jpg(Stone porch seats are the best!)

Then curiosity got the best of me, and I wondered what they were. Found out he likes Entourage, Sports Center, & The Wire. What, no John From Cincinnati? Remember that show? Yeah, it came & went with the staying power of fish taco fart…

Was hoping he watched old re-runs of Magnum PI, Punky Brewster, or Joey…

punkybrewster.jpg(Opposable thumbs, good start kid!)

He wouldn’t watch Punky Brewster. Remember the intro? Henry’s a Cubs fan…

My Levi’s Are Too Tight

Ol’ Levi Johnson will not go quietly into that on-line GTA IV lobby & leave us alone…

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Nice V-neck sweater? Really Levi? Really?

Don’t you have an 80’s movie to go play the “preppy super dick” in?

He made his round on all the talk shows. You know, the “Morning show with overly peppy happy anchors at 7am” one, and then it was on too “The black model chic with weight issues show”. Next on the list is the I-80 truck stop bathroom in Walcott, IA. where he’ll get propositioned for a “Gloryhole” tryout…

Levi’s mom Sherry Johnston said, “I am part grandma and I don’t get no pictures.” She then went on to play lead in a puppet jug band on a front porch for hours…

emmet-otters.jpg(Jug-Band Easter was not as good)

Levi, no one cares! You having an Alaskan feud with a pile of people who looked at the highest office like a popularity contest doesn’t mean jack shit to anyone. Honestly. We’ve moved on, so I’ve got three words for you my man: Let it go…

No one cares about Sarah Palin. She was exposed as a pretty face intellectual light weight. She’ll be like Tonya Harding in two years. Who’s that you ask? Exactly!

White Sox Win Home Opener

What a game, what a day. They won 4-2. I really like Chris Getz a lot. Seems like a scrappy ballplayer. The kind we need on this team. How about Josh Fields?

josh-fields.jpeg(Bat hit ball)

Thome’s such a masterful pro with the winning 3 run tater. Enjoy this season watching him, since you don’t know how many more he has…

Have a day!

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