And that’s just for publishing his book “If I Did It”…

(Stealing your own stuff is really “borrowing from yourself”)

Now he’ll have time to write some follow up books like “I Killed Her”, “I Totally Freaking Did It”, & “Yes I’m Guilty As Shit So Lock Me Up”…

(In hindsight, a regrettable tattoo choice)

The best part is him getting arrested, tried, and sentenced for stealing his own crappy stuff. That’d be like Colombian coke dealer getting pinched for jaywalking instead the drugs. It’s a lesser charge…

Even Flies Do it!

(It’s still called doggy style)

Go have a day!