Between 1995 OJ…

(When we do “acquit”, you don’t know shit)

And 2008 OJ…

(I thought “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas”)

A: Johnnie Cochran! Other than that, they’re both guilty as fuck…

It’s the Economy stupid!

Anyone who can say the “fundemetals of the economy are strong” with a straight face, is lying like Amy Whinehouse on the floor after boozing…

They’re like Kevin Bacon in Animal House yelling, “All is well…all is well!”

(Kevin finds a way to be 6 degrees from himself)

We are in a huge financal crisis! Bloated gas prices are getting higher, unemployment is sharply rising, banks/financial instutions are collapsing daily, the dollar is weaker than Bill Gates upper body, grocery prices are through the roof, massive inflation, a flat GNP, and a 407 billion dollar deficit…

Even in these hard times, luckily we have solid artists to ease the pain. MTV Cribs caught up with newly signed 20 month-old Asian rapping sensation Kid Yellow who had this to say…

(I gots to chill in my hot tub!)

“Ga, gorble, gag, gooo, glip, gee gaa geooo…”

You said a mouth full kid!