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This proves…

August 20th, 2008

Anyone can direct a movie…a kid, a blind drunk robot, or even a squirrel with AIDS…

thelongshots_galleryposter21.jpg(Actress Keke Palmer decides to slyly lift Ice Cubes wallet)

Ice Cube and the little girl from Akeelah and the Bee, Keke Palmer star in a new movie called The Longshots. Anyone care to guess who’s directing? No seriously, go on and pick the most whacked out person possible and you might be right…

Fred fucking Durst! Let that sink in for a moment. The guy who fronted Limp Bizkit. The guy who “Did it all for the Nookie”. The guy who said, “It’s all about the he said she said bullshit…I think you better quit, letting shit slip, or you’ll be leaving with a fat lip”. Now he’s directing a “feel good family comedy” about a a girl Quarterback and bunch of misfits on local football team finding their way to the Pop Warner Super bowl. It’s the equivalent of a long haired heroin addict heavy rocker suddenly going “Osmond” and singing “up with people” Michael Buble crooning songs in a full sequence shinny pants suit. What’s next Marlyn Manson directing “Suddenly Sarah” the story of a sweet girl struggling with teenage ugliness in an age of beauty on the Oxygen network?

singer-fred-durst.jpg(Fred Durst and Eminem both correctly point out how many albums they’ve sold recently)

Fred once sang, “Should I be feelin’ bad, should I be feelin’ good it’s kinda saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad I’m the laughing stock of the neighborhood…”

You said a mouthful pal…

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