Baby Jesus in a toupee!
(Our lord & savior is shocked with the low low prices at Manny’s Wig & Baby Toupee Emporium)
Sorry, just trying new reaction lines when someone says something shocking in the work place. Here are a few you can try, let me know how they go over…
Hitler’s mustache!
Well bottle my water!
Fuck-a-sorous!
Disco pants!
Sally Struthers balls!
Zesty vagina!
Good luck, and remember to always blame me…