Baby Jesus in a toupee!

(Our lord & savior is shocked with the low low prices at Manny’s Wig & Baby Toupee Emporium)

Sorry, just trying new reaction lines when someone says something shocking in the work place. Here are a few you can try, let me know how they go over…

Hitler’s mustache!

Well bottle my water!

Fuck-a-sorous!

Disco pants!

Sally Struthers balls!

Zesty vagina!

Good luck, and remember to always blame me…