Basically it’s “My client’s a couple clowns short of a full circus, but he’s no criminal”

(”I’m just stupid, yeah, that’s it”)

Really? That’s the best you got? Honestly? This defense lawyer is as nutty as Rod

No, “It was a one armed man”? How about “The devil made me do it”? Insanity?

(True, just so true)

Just looking at his fucking helmet hair cinches the last one for sure

For the verdict, I’ll bet you $20 that Blagojevich decides to take off his regular Lego helmet hair, & puts on a rainbow colored Mohawk with Mr. T gold chains. Just sayin’…

(Noooooooice)

He’s going down like an elevator who’s cables have been cut

Madreadful Bullshit

Bullfighting is over in Spain

(”Whoa, that was close Bob!”)

Now think of all the young kids who will never know the sheer joy of watching a man with a cape get gored. If you look close enough on the Spanish flag, a bull is being stabbed in the face by a matador. The mascot is called “Bully McFace Stab”

(Looks close, it’s there)

Kids have to play Mature video games, & watch fucked up movies for that

Have a day!