Green eggs and sham decided Lebron is being persecuted

Now get this, much like “a runaway slave”

(Is that what Jesus would do?)

*Lays race card down*

Jesse decided to inject race into a debate where there isn’t any. He said, “His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. He sees LeBron as a runaway slave”

(Glass house, stones. Check)

If anything, that disrespects runaway slaves

And if that’s a runaway slave, where the fuck do I sign?

Shit, for $100,000,000 you can permanently dye me black…

Don’t get me wrong, I like Jesse. He’s like a media circus ring leader. I get his bit and respect it. He’s like a racial carnival barker looking to put asses in the seats. Check, got it. The issue I have here is his premise. Race plays no part of this at all to me

(It comes in white? Really?)

It’s not his bit. His material doesn’t fit here, but he’s sure as shit trying…

This is all about a powerful super star, who publicly acted like a spoiled douche. Then the owner of the team, financially hurt by this decision, decided to act like a baby by name calling and making stupid wild predictions about winning and losing

(Getting booed is part of it)

It’s like someone breaking up with you over the cafeteria loud speaker demeaning you in front of everyone for no good reason. The leaving is legit, but the way you did it sucks. No one deserves that kind of humiliation. Except maybe Glenn Beck…

But to even things out, with everyone watching, you shout in return, “Fine, I’ll fuck 1 zillion playmates before you have sex once”. Only a couple problems with that…

Your broke, ugly, and have a small penis. You’re Cleveland

Have a day!