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Dingle Perry, Gasbag Issa

June 19th, 2013

Ricky Perry the Texas Dingle Berry said something scary:

“Religious freedom does not mean freedom from religion”

(oh shit)

yes, it does. In governance, no one can select ONE religion

to be the national religion. Hint: it’s the one all TeaOP’ers

use in calling us a ‘Christian Nation’. That bonks Catholics

Hindi, Islam, Morons, Sikh, etc. The entire point of the 1st

amendment is to keep government & religion ‘SEPARATE’

It even cuts both ways. Government can’t set up a national

(yeeesh)

religion, and they can not shut down anyone for practicing

their own religion. See how that works? So in other words;

you may have whatever flavor of religion you like…you get

tax free status, & the government can’t say shit to you. But

you can’t use the government to sell/install/promote your

religion, otherwise you violated the 1st amendment buddy

(Nice!)

Simple shit, but bigoted morons using religion to cover up

serious racial issues with others never understand this shit

This massive ‘Fidiot’ can’t even tell Libya & Lebanon apart

What a mega “Douche-A-Tron 3000 Robot” w/no memory

Issahole IRS Irritating Ire

Darrell Issahole told the committee he’s heading to get to

the bottom of the IRS stuff “not to release any statements

(“A little lie?”)

to the public”. Then Issa goes ahead to release statements,

out of context, bolstering his unfound case that the Obama

Administration is directly involved to the public. Ooooops

What did Democratic leader Elija Cummings then do????

He released ALL the interview transcripts, 205 pages total

This naturally pissed off Issa, who is now ‘caught’ with his

(“Hey Issahole”)

pants, ankle high, because he was ‘using’ the information,

that supported his ‘conspiracy theory’, not the actual facts

In releasing ALL the ‘actual’ responses, Issahole now can’t

cherry pick, & cobble together a string of lies to support a

nutty ‘conspiracy theory’ of hate. It ‘should’ end his career

After all….the only thing ya get from lying assholes, is shit

(It’s Roman Maronie)

With the ‘facts’ out, it was GOP conservative John Schafer

who targeted all these filings. Why? To streamline service

Schafer was asked, “Was anyone in the WH involved with

the decision to screen tea party cases?” Schafer, “I have no

reason to believe that”. Question, “Was anyone in the WH

involved with centralizing the review of Tea Party cases?”

Schafer said “I have no reason to believe that”; & Issahole

KNEW all this, but still trots around spewing the hate BS

(truth stings)

For the modern TeaOP, when you can not govern, & hold

no valid policy, EVERYTHING must be political & used to

end Obama. Too bad there are REAL things he’s done that

are bad to hit him on, but ignorant hate does not recognize

the truth if it was on top of them, & fucking them very hard

Tomorrow: Obama defends NSA spying, disagrees w/self

Hawks MUST win, skate with heart, & we got Hossa back

Have a day!

Miss Utah just shit the mental bed…badly. A lot like others

(“did I win?”)

before her, she as asked a question on “Income inequality”

her answer was both hilarious, sad, and such insane babel:

I think we can relate this back to education and how we are continuing
to try to strive to (pause) figure out how to create jobs right now. That’s
the biggest problem & I think, especially the men, are um, seen as the
leaders of this & so we need to try ta figure out how to create education
better so we can solve this problem (smiling look & turns away quickly)

Marisa Powell, & when a women is that attractive, I guess

our society has NEVER made her feel the ‘need’ to also be

“smart”. So when ya look like her, being smart would be a

bonus to most. Ahem, NO. Being able to use words to form

complete thoughts is a VERY fucking human thing to know

(true)

And sadly she ‘butchered’ that question like a sluicing floor

does to cattle. Do nerves play a part in this? Sure, maybe…

but this type of shit is common & would happen in any 1 on

1 session. She has been ABLE to get away with this shit her

entire life. Why? Because she’s fucking hotter than the sun

Translation: “What BS can I say to win that shiny thingy?”

The token has landed!

Republican EW Jackson, AKA “Herman Cain Jr. Part Two”

(“I’m THIS crazy”)

Now he’s trying something new. You see, the TeaOP thinks

if they “repackage shitty terrible policies” you won’t look at

the ingredients of it. But we all know you are smarter, and

they all still think you’re fucking dumb. Oooooooooooops!

EW has said some very very very stupid things before, and

now anyone “judging his gaffes” is now being “religiously

(Ew!)

persecuted”. Ahhhh yes, when saying really hateful stupid

shit is now magically “off limits” because “Taking his own

words directly in context” is now ‘religious discrimination’

Ahem, NO. It means that WHAT YOU SAY matters. When

you say really really really stupid shit, people tend to call

you out for saying really really REALLY dumb stupid shit

(“Reality isn’t fair”)

He is SO entitled to his “rights under the 1st amendment”

but that doesn’t ‘magically’ take away others rights to call

bullshit using their rights. But don’t expect idiots to get it

The Hawks were whacked, & must win game #4 in Boston

Have a day!

Maine’s top Republican, Ken Fredette had a response to another

(listen to me)

Democrat named Linda Sanborn, a retired family physician, who

was explaining if they might or might not to accept the expansion

of Medicade. He used the old Ron Burgundy “Men’s brains…..are

bigger; its science fact”. What he said was ‘political comedy gold’:

“I can’t help but think about the title of a book, “Men Are From Mars,
And Women Are From Venus”. And it’s a book about the fact that men
think one way, in there own brain, in their own world and women think
another way in their brain, in their own world. And it really talks about
the way that men and women can do a better job at communicating…..
Because if you listen the debate today in my mind, a ‘man’s mind’, eh, I,
really hear 2 fundamental issues. From the other side of the isle, I hear
the conversation being about “free”, this is “free”,  we need to take it &
it’s “free”. And we need to do it now. And that’s sort of the fundamental
message that my brain receives. Now, my brain, being “A Man’s Brain”
sort of thinks differently. Because I say…..”Well it’s not. If it’s free, is it
really free??????????”. Because I say, in MY brain, “there a cost to this”

Holy fucking shitballs. This is so sadly funny, & ignorant, it’s great

It’s like he’s trying so hard not to say, “Well, your brain is smaller”

(Nice, Ron)

Said it before, & I will say it again; these fucking morons have NO

rational argument for their policies based in reality or on any fact

Hypocrisy Hideout

The NSA stuff is very serious, & it’s all very sad. The comedy in it

all is watching a political party TeaOP that was SOOOO violently

(And you should)

behind it now have to back peddle to pretend they never said the

insane shit they already did under W. Bush. Sean Hannity loved

the NSA spying under W. It was “Patriotic”, “Your Duty”, & was

all about “well if you got nothing to hide, who cares?”. See, that

tune has now changed to “This is EVIL”, “it is awful”, & “it is SO

Unconstitutional”. Yes it is Sean, but it ALWAYS WAS you turd

(Nice, you turd)

Papa Bear Bill-O thinks the exact same thing as does all of FOX

They think W. Bush was “keeping us safe”, & yet now Obama is

“invading our sacred privacy”. No you “fucks”, it was ALWAYS

bad, wrong, & so bad. When some shit breaks our Constitution

it’s not acceptable. It doesn’t matter who is in office. FIDIOTS!

Blackhawks are must show up BIG tonight against Boston……

Have a day!

The Man Of “Feel”?!?!

June 14th, 2013

Superman is a cool dude, who “feels” at a much greater level now

(True)

So it makes him “The Man Of Feel”, and Snyder tried to make him

more human. OH, OOOOK, sure. You know, a dude, from another

planet, with heat vision, & unlimited super powers, is so….human

It will be a very popular movie this weekend, so go out & watch it

Hey, it’s fathers day weekend, or what we call “Blaming others for

(it does)

your past day” in our Irish family. So buckle up, Blackhawks play

game #2 against the tough, skilled, evenly matched Bruins squad

We are so evenly matched, except for Chara. Shit, that dude’s like

freaking Andre The Giant with hockey skates. He’s a freakish guy

Monday: FOX, & Republican Hypocrisy over NSA wiretapping

Have a weekend!

George “I Killed A Kid” Zimmerman is going on trial very soon

FOX news wants you to know that George is the “Victim” here,

(“I’m fat now”)

& he gained weight because “Poor Fatty” could not get exercise

See, according to FOX Trayvon had a “street attitude”, & was a

“thug”. Then Fox placed the final bigoted nail into the “plank of

lying racist hate BS” by saying, “you know, he has already been

punished to some extent”. He FUCKING shot & killed someone

(dipshit)

What Fox did was take a position for the white old racist viewer

here. Sad, gross, disgusting, & sadly typical for FOX. They’re all

speeding up their political & economic demise, & it’s so very sad

Then again, it couldn’t happen to a bigger cadre of “Assgoblins”

TeaOP Hates Immigrants, They Vote Blue

Speaking of really BIG stupid xenophobia “biting you in the ass”

(“Fuckoff Mexican’s” too much?)

Just ask old Michelle “Nuttier Than A Squirrel Turd” Bachmann

“We will never again, have a Republican president, ever, if amnesty
goes into effect, you’ll have a permanent Liberal Progressive class”

For once I agree with nutty. Let’s hope we have the next 40 years

in the hands of progressives to bring our country into the modern

fucking world. See, the TeaOP keeps wondering why immigrants

(the last cries)

don’t vote for them, when they hate them & don’t want them ever

to vote. Shocker!!! Translation: “We can’t let people who disagree

with us into the country, or we can’t get re-elected! It is not fair!”

So much fail & dumb all in one party that is dying off like a virus

Blackhawks epic game 1 win in triple OT was amazing, it rocked

Tomorrow: TeaOP hypocrisy over the NSA wiretapping events

Have a day!

I’m back baby! Well, it sure beats being a “baby’s back”, am I right?

The ‘NSA wiretapping’ goes directly against what Obama ran on. It

(Whooooopsie)

goes against shit he has directly said, “I will not do that, it needs to

change; I will change it”. Nice words………but his administration is

actually doing the EXACT opposite. All the facts will come to light,

& we will know who did what, when, & why this is SO fucked up!!!

We have a 4th amendment, at minimum, they must go to the FISA

courts to get a warrant. That is at the LEAST. But sometimes they

(Remember the “hope”?)

are not even fucking doing that. After all, they just want to “listen

in on all of us, all the time, forever”. Oh goooody, so we all have to

pay for the NSA to violate our 4th amendment rights. Obama best

get out ahead of this, have real accountability, or he ‘literally’ looks

like W. Bush’s NSA Policies on steroids. That sucks, and is very bad

Edward Snowden Falling On Cedars

There’s a new hero on the block, & his name is Super Man…wait, no,

not that. His name’s Ed Snowden, & I’m on “Team Edward” for now

(Boom, hero!)

“I have no intention of hiding who I am,
because I have done nothing wrong”

His views are strong, sensible, and rather ‘wise’ in today’s silly lying

“cover-up” happy world. Our ‘Government’ shouldn’t only highlight

stories, facts, or policy positions that make them look good. He was

the dude who leaked the NSA stuff, & he should be applauded by all

Both the Republican’s & Democrats have demonized this poor man,

(his smoking hot girlfriend)

& they royally sucks balls. Royally big time. He is actually a ‘hero’ to

most rational Americans. Basically, all ‘establishment lying assholes’

really hate him, because in leaking the truth, he royally fucked them

They got no “Cover” for their lies, deceit, & ignoring the constitution

Blackhawks Stanley Cup game 1 vs. Bruins tonight; let’s puck em up

Have a day!

The IRS “scandal” is now coming into focus, & it’s not really

a ‘scandal’, it’s the IRS ‘sorta doing their jobs’. But how do I

(new calculator)

know this? Oh, because 501(c)(4)’s are not allowed to be any

PAC’s. They’re supposed to be only for “Social Welfare”. It is

literally described by the Internal Revenue Service as THIS:

“To be operated exclusively to promote “social welfare”, an
organization must operate primarily to further the common
good & general welfare of the people of the community (such
as bringing about civic betterment & social improvements)”

They listed specific examples. Stuff like: groups pushing for

affordable housing, doing job training for the unemployed,

or those working to build a stadium at a school. That’s very

(Well Duh)

different from using the non-profit status to shield Political

Action Committee contributions from donors that are used

to advocate specific political campaigns. They use a loophole

to exploit their political wishes, rather than actually making

society better. They think, “Gee, if my views get in office, it

WILL make society better, so it makes sense”. No, it doesn’t

(Nice)

Aside from being factually wrong statistically & policy wise

they don’t WANT to put in the work to make society better

This comes down to “handling the problem” issue. And for

the White House, IRS, & the media ‘outlets’, they all get an

D/F for effort. If they would stop playing politics, and just

follow the facts, they’d see they did nothing wrong during

the entire event. Well, you target ANY ‘person’, ‘group’, or

(Yeah…I guess)

criminal who is breaking the law. IF, 200 black folks were

pulled over for speeding, AND were doing 100 in a 65mph,

they did it. Now, if there were 2,000 people speeding, BUT

only the black folks were caught, we have a problem. Up to

this point, no “evidence” shows that’s what happened here

Forget they didn’t need to even apply, & forget many were

eventually granted their status. It is watching children yell

And let them all ignore is was a conservative who did it all

Speaking Of TeaOP Honesty…

This will shock you…oh wait, by “shock you” I really mean

“reinforce reality at every turn”. This TeaOP “conservative

(“they tuk er jerbs”)

activist” finally blasted a light into their alternate universe

His name is Ken Emmanuelson, and he was finally honest:

“I’m going to be real honest with you, the Republican Party doesn’t
want black people to vote if they’re going to vote Democrat 9-to-1″

All the things I’ve posted, & all the facts I’ve stated have to

do with one thing. They don’t fucking give a shit about you

Democrats at least perform lip service to the communities,

& pass some ‘decent things’ policy wise. BUT, until you get

the lobbyist $, out of DC, the Democratic party’s still just a

(Dallas dude truth)

“lesser of two evils” right now. So what happened to “Ken”?

They yelled at him to walk back his truthful statement, and

he did it. Why? Because the TeaOP doesn’t want truth, fact,

or honesty to ever be allowed out of their “alternate world”

Sorry, no post on Tuesday with family in town, but the new

stuff Wednesday is ‘Obama NSA “Hope” Fail Kid’, & Hero

Have a day!

National Donut Day…

June 7th, 2013

There has got to be a hole in this somewhere right?!?!

Well there is, only specific donut joints will be doin’ it

(that’s a place?)

-Krispy Kreme
-Dunkin’ Donuts
-Tim Horton’s(Canada/US Hockey ads baby)
-LaMar’s Donuts
-Entenmann’s
-Anything off the ground

Make sure to stock up all day long, and if you want to

cheat the system, do what I do during Halloween. Use

different costumes so they don’t think you’re the same

person each time you go in. Use different accents also

Monday: Obama’s NSA wiretapping Hope lies

Have a weekend!

Chris Christie wants a “special election”. Is that like this sort

of new election that should be treated differently? Well? Yes

(Yummy)

because he could have held it during the ‘regular election’ in

November without spending the additional cash. He picked

the “October Special Election costing $24 million”. He now

set the “Special Election” 3 weeks before the regular one, on

October 16th. Holy crap-a-ramma. Forget that Fatty Douche

(“You, get in my belly”)

publicly SAID he’d never do this to a hypothetical question

The reason?? He wants to “keep Democrat Cory Booker off

the ticket” that a big turnout would help Christie’s opponent

This is all “political”, very very very stupid, and show that the

ONLY “reasonable TeaOP’er” on the planet just totally lost it

Bill-O Thinks The Youth Are “Immature Morons”!

Think of an old man shaking his fist & screaming, “Get off my

lawn you damn punk kids!”. He does not care about youth, or

(“My audience is deaf”)

College students, or really anyone who accepts facts & reality

He told College GOP’ers who did a study and were explaining

the bad results to him that kids are: “Immature” and “Stupid”

The results said the youth will not ever vote GOP again, cause

they don’t do anything for them, and Women, Latino’s, gays,

teachers, immigrants, Mexican American’s, & all minorities

(you can’t)

Bill’s average aged viewer is 71. Let that sink in for a moment

He appeals to older, white, suburbanites who all think “cars

are too fast”, & “society is falling apart since the blackish guy

got into office”. Ignorance & hate “normally” always go hand

in hand. Because you need one to have the other. The TeaOP

will never go quietly into that goodnight. They will scream so

loudly with, “It’s gumberment mind control”, & “Hollywood

(you can’t)

literally created this fake America we’re living in right now”

It sure as hell beats accepting the truth that their party died

Sorry about yesterdays non-post. Had to pick up family from

O’Hare, and had to prep for a cool Kraft corporate gig. Sorry

Blackhawks can try to steal game 4 in LA, let’s just do it boys

Have a day!

The ‘reason’ the Tea Party is screaming bloody murder on the

Hill this week, is because finally someone might listen to them

(TeaOP)

Then again, most likely not. They’re not a “smart” lot to be sure

See, they NEVER NEEDED TO APPLY for a status. They just had

to open their doors, and then FILE their taxes under that status

That’s literally how that works. Well, they filed for status and it

looks like they were slowed. But it still doesn’t say when groups

submitted their applications for tax-exempt status, or how long

(yes, we get what you are)

they waited compared to the average application. That “info” is

pretty damn important. Here is a solid article on it all. But ask

yourself this, isn’t “Conservative Social Welfare” an oxymoron?

When you have a large group of xenophobic, anti-gumberment

anti-taxation, hate merchants, they might be ‘singled out’. See,

they can not be “political”. If they were, tax-free access denied

(true)

Nothing funnier than asking “permission” for something they

already had, then getting furious when they don’t get it so fast

Dem Charlie “Front Ass” Rangel IRS Ooops

The IRS is known for a lot of things. Being “nice” or easy going

isn’t one of them. If you’ve ever been audited(I haven’t) it is so

(tell yourself!)

horrifying from friends who have had it happen. They literally

go through every piece of your life, & you must now ‘defend it’

Ask yourself, could you? Me, yeah, for the most part, but what

if I broke one tiny rule somewhere I didn’t even know about??

The IRS seems to be able to write a shit ton of stuff off. Like:

-$50,000 for videos including a Star Trek parody
-$17,000 to give a speech & paint a Jordan painting
-$15,669 for custom bags w/”Leading into the Future”

(Kirk got a tan)

All were for an IRS employee’s conference in 2010. Because of

the attention, its conference budget “dropped 87%” since then

But it’s not the best. Democrat Charlie Rangel on the IRS said:

“Most of us know that, this is an experience……a telephone call
from the IRS, historically it’s a very very uncomfortable feeling”

Yes Chuck “Front Meat Hump” Wrangle, hey didn’t you owe a

bunch of back taxes on property? Yes, he sure owed a lot, right

(that’s where he hid it!)

here. Nice, those are some sweet fun feelings of massive irony

Game 3, Blackhawks vs. Kings tonight in LA, puck YES!!!

Have a day!

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