Jimmy Buffett’s dad is right! And he’s putting his $

(“Wrote a song about it…)

Where is mouth is. Or what the wealthy call their:

“Pre-chewed storage chamber”. Warren went after

Republicans…big time. “The Buffett Rule” was set up

(Spank Republican’s ass with it)

And it said, “Hey, if rich folks want to donate their $

To taxes, that’s way cool. But hey, they don’t have too”

Welp, turns out Buffett will match it 1 to 1. On all of it

(Now I can afford a sitter)

“And I’ll even go 3 for 1 for McConnell”. BOOM, BANG

When the wealthy are basically saying, “Enough with the

Tax cuts, I’m fucking barfing $ here”. You should listen

Sharks Make Shitty Roommates…

Well they do. Just think about it for a moment if you will:

(His name is Doug)

-It’s always wet in their room
-They shit where they live
-You can’t hang-out with them for fear of being eaten
-They never want to go out
-Have to watch their TV shows, the remote’s in the tank
-It always smell like fish
-They don’t use it, but still won’t let you borrow their bike
-They never sleep
-They like Dave Matthews Band, AND Nickelback

(Wait, he has legs?)

Stupid Sharks, should’ve never given you your own week

Have a day!