A ruled today that TFG likely

Committed Crimes & for His

(Coming Soon!)

Lawyer Pal John Eastman To

turn Over Vital emails to the

Jan 6th Committee. Oooops!

They all were already fucked

So now, legally Speakin they

Are “Super Duper MegaTime

Legally Fucked” now. Ooops

What If I Told Ya, That FOX’s

Steve “Douchey”; Decided to

ask Biden The Dumbest ever

(Zing!)

question & get Stuffed into a

locker faster than lightspeed

He Shut Down Faster than a

Chipotle With E. Coli. ZING!

While Ukraine is beating the

Lil Man the World wanted to

relax a bit to see the Oscars

And It Was A ‘Historic Night’

to say the least. ‘Forget’ the

Smith Slap, Quest Love was

One Of MANY New, Amazing

(Good Slap!)

winners; a new day, a brand

new world. Let us Light It up

NOTE: “Republican House Rep” Jeff Fortenberry
(these names jeeez) found guilty of lying to Fbi
agents about taking a $30,000 foreign bribe, so
he’s resigning from Congress. So long fuckstick!

Have A Day!