A cat named Mr. Whiskers was picked up on prostitution charges steaming from a March 11th incident where he was caught red pawed peddling piles of pussy…
(Mista Whiskers)
This underground “pussy ring” ran deep…
If your cat recently had sex in the mid-west…
There’s a 1 in 3 chance it was one of Mr. Whiskers bitches…
Cats are incredibly hard to interrogate according to police officer Don Crisp…
“Little fuckers like to run, & we don’t have “cat sized” chairs which makes it hard”…
He went on, “That’s why it’s nice to have another cat cop on duty”
(Good cat, bad cat)
Eventually Whiskers “rolled over”…only to clean his belly…
Here’s hoping your cat lives in Vegas where pussy rings are still legal…
Have a day!
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