Beck banked his entire show on disgraced Democratic congressmen Eric Massa

(Thud!)

It flopped like an old ladies underarms in the wind…

Massa hired a surprisingly large percentage of young gay men, and paid them so little that staffers were forced to live in the house with him. Goody, let’s party fellas

He also had “tickle fights” with staffers…

I love me a good “tickle fight” as much as “chalk talk” with Glenny…

(Massa Culpa)

Beck’s so wise, so kind, so smart, so “real America”…

He’s just so unlike all those “fake America” “liberal elite jerk holes” who “shoot puppies in the face” and “steal the souls of small helpless children”…

Great, now Beck is even targeting…me!

Les Grossman’s Corner

Les would like to give you some advice for today:

(Sucker punch!)

“Family is important assclowns! Because you can write them off for taxes, & use em as an alibi when stabbing a hooker or murdering some stupid shithole director…

But the moment any of em get in the way of your job…

You take em out like gray hair on you balls”

Have a day!