Make you puke…

(Oh no, here we goooooo)

Remember, not everyone who travels is “sexy”, or “hot, or “cleanly back shaven”

I don’t care, but stupid photo’s do…

(Thanks Jude Buffum)

For every Megan Fox, you get a Jenny McFatterson from Crown Point Wisconsin…

Not that it’s an issue, but just make sure we, even us fat people, can’t see that shit…

(Does this gun make me look fat?)

Nothing’ll make you go on a crash diet faster than seeing the top part of you penis being covered by your gut. Or, just keep on going for the gut gold & eat more…

It’s a very special “x-ray style wake-up call”

Palin Had Canadian Healthcare…

When she was six…

(I know what hypocrisy is, why?)

“We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada,” Palin said in her 1st Canadian appearance since quitting. “And I think now, isn’t that ironic?”

Um, no. Ironic is where you hate guns, but one day a gun saves your life, so now you like guns. The word you’re looking for is “hypocrite”, you useless fart-helmet

(You betcha!)

The only explanation for her folks doing this…

Her parents musta been Socialist Nazi Werewolf Jazz Dancers…only explanation…

Have a day!